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How To Install Love

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Love Trumps Hate inside a heart
With everything that’s going on in our country and our world right now, I think it’s the perfect time for each of us to install the LOVE program. If the LOVE program is already up and running on your operating system, perhaps it’s time for an upgrade. You can never have too much LOVE!

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Customer: I really need some help. After much consideration, I’ve decided to install a new program called LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready to install it now. What do I do?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART.EXE program. Have you located your HEART?

Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they’re running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see . . . I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-SELF-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-SELF-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-SELF-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it has erased these low vibrational programs.

Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART hard drive. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says, ERROR 412-PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTs but is not yet running on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to have LOVE running on your own machine before it can LOVE others.

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called SELF-ACCEPTANCE?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent. You’re getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and copy them to the MYHEART directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and APPRECIATE.TXT. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!

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8 thoughts on “How To Install Love

  1. This is great! How creative!! 😍💖❤️ Sharon

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  2. LOVE it!!!! And the smile it brought me!

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  3. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I just lo~~~ve it. I downloaded your upgraded version of LOVE!

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  4. Thank you, Victoria, for sharing the LOVE!

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  5. Thank you Coach Kate for the reminder of our true essence! Love is a program I am happy to tap into and share!

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